Peter Winarta Shatters Masturbation World Record
Global Associated News
- It's official, Peter Winarta is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Peter Winarta achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Peter Winarta remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Peter Winarta is not your average masturbator. In an interview with Global Associated News reporters after the record setting event, Peter Winarta was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Peter Winarta said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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